"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 11/01/2015 at 13:29 • Filed to: None

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ly2v8-Brian > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 13:32

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Definitely a chicken.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ly2v8-Brian 11/01/2015 at 13:39

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Says the person who can’t tell a duck from a chicken

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 13:39

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called “toys” were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 13:49

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Billions of years ago. At the beginning of the universe, there was a group of beings called the Masters. They were immortal and all powerful and infinitely creative. There were only 9. They were in charge of creating everything in the world and giving it its proper name. Like anything, there were disagreements. By now 8 of the 9 are imprisoned. in stars, or black holes, or even at the center of planets. Some say, that you can still hear their voices, feel their power, see their light. They have created all and the one remaining has the power to end all. It has happened many times before and will happen again. The last surviving one will end the current cycle of the universe and then start it again. It will create 8 more Masters and then itself be the first taken and imprisoned. This cycle shall repeat and only the strong will survive the Endings. I survived the last one. This time, I know I won’t be so lucky. I feel them trying to drag me towards them. You must go on with my knowledge to survive yourself. You must become a Master by proving yourself worthy, and then you can end the fighting. I have failed. But you may succeed.

CB > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 13:51

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I think it’s a horribly deformed platypus.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 14:19

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Turducken

LongbowMkII > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 14:48

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theres only one way to solve this dilemma.

Where’s the deep-fryer?

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 14:49

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I am completely lost

Ike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2015 at 16:56

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... I get it!

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 17:29

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These should help:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/this-puffalump…

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/this-puffalump…

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/heres-a-chicke…

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/more-things-th…

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/stef-showed-me…

Dusty Ventures > LongbowMkII 11/01/2015 at 17:43

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I’m okay with this

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 17:46

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So was there an argument?

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 17:52

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More of a long-term debate that’s been going on for... 16 months or so

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 17:57

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I'd say duck.

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 18:00

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I’d say you’re a good person

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 18:33

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If it helps back you more I’ve worked in poultry houses and come from a fairly rural are, I've seen literally millions of chickens.

Stef Schrader > ly2v8-Brian 11/01/2015 at 19:40

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You’re right!

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2015 at 19:40

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You’re still wrong!

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2015 at 19:41

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Totes glad Rally Chicken is an 80s bird.

Stef Schrader > CB 11/01/2015 at 19:41

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Nah, she’s a chicken.

Stef Schrader > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 11/01/2015 at 19:43

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Gross.

She’s a chicken, anyway.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 19:44

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I’d say you’re wrong. I am the keeper of the Rally Chicken. I know her best.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 19:44

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This is a Puffalump, though. They’re not the most anatomically correct.

Stef Schrader > LongbowMkII 11/01/2015 at 19:44

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No.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 19:45

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Now you’re wrong about TWO things.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Stef Schrader 11/01/2015 at 19:46

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It’s a duck since it can handle the Texas floods

Stef Schrader > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/01/2015 at 19:48

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This means that Rally Chicken is a chicken.

Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader 11/01/2015 at 19:54

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Wait, you seriously believe it's a chicken? Or is it a weird inside joke? I've thought it was a duck since day one.

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 19:59

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You’re my hero

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 20:00

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Found this too, it was on a website called thisoldtoy.com.

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 20:07

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We’ve totally pointed that out to her. She ain’t care

Stef Schrader > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 11/01/2015 at 20:22

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WE STAYED OUT OF THAT.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 20:23

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No, no. She *is* a chicken.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 20:23

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You’re wrong.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 20:24

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This Old Toy is rarely inaccurate, but this is one of those rare times when they’re wrong.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 20:24

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I care about my chicken. Chicken is a chicken, and Chicken rules.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 11/01/2015 at 20:34

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I have failed to settle the debate. No longer granted immortality. The next will have to carry on.

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 21:44

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This has gone from being funny to slightly concerning.

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 21:54

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I’m still entertained

Frenchlicker > Dusty Ventures 11/01/2015 at 22:06

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It's back to being funny.

Dusty Ventures > Frenchlicker 11/01/2015 at 22:09

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Welcome to Team Duck, sir.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/02/2015 at 00:50

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You mean TEAM WRONG.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 11/02/2015 at 00:50

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No, no. I know my bird. That bird is a chicken.